Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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