we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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