yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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