Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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