If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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