When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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