return my video game
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You made out with two different species that night
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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