Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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