Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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