So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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