just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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