she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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