I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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