it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
we should paint friendship bongs
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