have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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