I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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