Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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