I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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