i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
