Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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