TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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