I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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