You made me cry and you don't even care
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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