North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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