evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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