It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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