so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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