THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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