I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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