she was so not down for the gang bang
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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