I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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