Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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