He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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