why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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