Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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