i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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