I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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