so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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