I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
