so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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