He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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