So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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