GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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