Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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