i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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