But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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