her vagine was all disorganized.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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