Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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