when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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