Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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