Define "chronic" masturbator.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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