these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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