i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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